School

jdettmann

Feb 22, 20174 min read

Contact High

That, of course, is when then the gods strike you down. That is when you all come down with a virus and the teacher sends home a bunch of...

jdettmann

Feb 15, 20163 min read

I Wandered Lonely As A Cloud Whose Kids Are Both At School

Garnet’s preschool curriculum focuses on how to induce guilt. The slow process of settling the kids into school and preschool continues...

jdettmann

Feb 5, 20162 min read

7 Reasons My Five Year Old Shouldn’t Have to Go to School, According to Her

I have already been to school. For five whole days. What do you mean, five days isn’t enough? How long is this ridiculousness supposed to...

jdettmann

Jan 29, 20163 min read

The First Rule of the Best Start Interview is Don’t Talk About the Best Start Interview

I was hoping the test hadn’t started yet. May Blossom has just been for her pre-starting-school chat with a kindy teacher, which is...

jdettmann

Jan 18, 20165 min read

Harry Potter and the Back-to-School Shopping

J. K. Rowling almost certainly had this exact pencil case in primary school. We’ve just finished reading the first Harry Potter book to...