#comedy

jdettmann

Jan 12, 20173 min read

TWELVE Days of Christmas? Not On My Watch

Proper homemade gingerbread house that I had absolutely nothing to do with. Grandmothers are where it’s at. Good New Year to you, dear...

jdettmann

Aug 11, 20163 min read

Olympics Para Siempre

We are disgraceful: this was one of only two photos we have of anyone in this family doing anything even vaguely athletic, while also not...

jdettmann

Aug 2, 20164 min read

RUN NOW!

Baffling contraption As we are wont to do from time to time, H and I have started a small health kick. It’s not a high kick. We’re not...

jdettmann

Jul 20, 20164 min read

In The End, It Was The Odd Socks That Finished Her Off

Garnet searching for his socks. We’ve been on a holiday. A driving holiday, and while I’ll try to write about that soon, and tell you all...

jdettmann

Nov 23, 20154 min read

Some Enchanted Evening

Obviously this is not the beach we went to in this story. This is Waikiki beach, where I have also been grumpy in the recent past. I’m...

jdettmann

Oct 19, 20154 min read

A Very Peter Pan Birthday

Three weeks out she started saying, ‘I don’t want to hear it’s anyone else’s birthday before mine.’ Now we’re down to four days and she...

jdettmann

Apr 15, 20152 min read

How Funny? Pants-Off Funny

Benny Hill is a cultural reference that is on its last legs, I’d say. I only recall it vaguely from my childhood, mostly because it...

jdettmann

Nov 16, 20113 min read

The Noise Was Coming From Inside The House

Last night H and I, for the first time in months, left the house together, at night, without May Blossom. When she was littler we used to...