Today if I gave you words they would mostly be ‘No’, ‘Stop that, please’ and ‘How would you like it if Gusto lay on top of you/pulled your ears/whacked you with a doll?’, so instead I’ll try pictures.
Today I am like an angry toddler stuck between the sofa and the wall.
Today I am like coffee grounds spilled on the kitchen counter.
Today I am like cobwebs on dirty bars protecting a smeary window.
Worst of all, today I am like a babushka doll, missing its top half, sitting on a dusty Soda Stream machine.
How are you feeling today?
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